Message from JavaScript discussions

October 2020

— Those are the same that get Scrum certified and then pretend to follow it thoroughly


Design Patterns are like the learned phrases for flirting.. Either you are natural flirter or you fail since you run out of phrases

— Decorate her with the decorator pattern

— Try not to composite, you don't want to have a baby

— While (container.isFull()) { pushBack() }

— While(balls.pop()) katana.push_back()

— Yes decorate her, without running out of resources

— While(true) while

— True(while) true

— () true while

— While(true) low_level_pointer()

— While(boss.looking_at_you()) face.hold_laugh_strongly()