— I'm gonna rewrite whatever he comes up with to be side-effect-less
I find it funny people complain at the fact JS allows too much antipatterns... but then we look at PHP and see not only does it allow them, they are almost a requirement to even use the language without writing classes (which are nasty imo)
— I never used classes in PHP
— PHP OOP is absolutely the most terrible way I ever saw it done
— But back in those days I copied my trusty template script for each page :P
— It is sooo wannabe C++, but does it so poorly...
— Remember the header.php?
— Who tf doesnt
— Ye boiiii
— Everything in PHP is done the most terrible way possible Kappa
— *whistle* https://lastpass.com/header.php
— I wrote a micro virtual DOM for PHP once, it is a glorified string concatenator