— I never used classes in PHP
— PHP OOP is absolutely the most terrible way I ever saw it done
— But back in those days I copied my trusty template script for each page :P
— It is sooo wannabe C++, but does it so poorly...
— Remember the header.php?
— Everything in PHP is done the most terrible way possible Kappa
— I wrote a micro virtual DOM for PHP once, it is a glorified string concatenator